tastefullyoffensive:

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Tags: but really

(Source: hirxeth, via leighannsays)

Day 6

The whole not eating anything with sugar, gluten, dairy, most meat, rice, or potatoes, all while limiting my caffeine is really getting to me. 

At first my body was all like, “Aw, baby girl, you’re finally taking care of us.”

But now it’s like, “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO ME?!?!?! I TRUSTED YOU!!!111!”

My fav

My fav

(Source: drakthug, via pukingjesus)

"It’s messing people up, this social pressure to “find your passion” and “know what it is you want to do”. It’s perfectly fine to just live your moments fully, and marvel as many small and large passions, many small and large purposes enter and leave your life. For many people there is no realization, no bliss to follow, no discovery of your life’s purpose. This isn’t sad, it’s just the way things are. Stop trying to find the forest and just enjoy the trees."

— Sally Coulter (via tomhiddlston)

(Source: tv-in-black-n-white, via lickinglightswitches)

snake-dad:

it makes me mad when people say “no biggie” because we don’t need another reminder that he’s gone

(via madeleiney)

mulaneysbutt:

"But it’s very strange. Cause this is the first time I’ve ever seen a law change because the government was just like, ‘*sigh*… fine’."

Mulaney: An Opening Act Preview Special | (x)

(via bestnatesmithever)

bestnatesmithever:

A version of “What Not To Wear” but the hosts are nudists and they just come to your house, burn all your clothes, and leave.