lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

(Source: wantapostcard, via bestnatesmithever)

fkajames:

he is giving me life honestly

(Source: lolgifs.net, via electricsilhouette)

daughterofprometheus:

deducecanoe:

ruthpower:

Bill Nye is my favorite
Dawkins needs to get over himself

Bam. Dawkins is a jerk.

Dawkins looks like he is being physically repelled by Bill Nye’s presence. Like Bill has this aura that pushes back assholes or something.


I’m pretty sure Bill Nye was just patiently biding his time until the 90s kids had a revolution, and now he’s busting out and kicking ass.

daughterofprometheus:

deducecanoe:

ruthpower:

Bill Nye is my favorite

Dawkins needs to get over himself

Bam. Dawkins is a jerk.

Dawkins looks like he is being physically repelled by Bill Nye’s presence. Like Bill has this aura that pushes back assholes or something.

I’m pretty sure Bill Nye was just patiently biding his time until the 90s kids had a revolution, and now he’s busting out and kicking ass.

(Source: scienceing, via bestnatesmithever)

ninelivesremember:

there is a new episode of the walking dead tonight

there is a new episode of the walking dead tonight

THERE IS A NEW EPISODE OF THE WALKING DEAD TONIGHT

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professional-bird:

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS” 

(Source: traceexcalibur, via bestnatesmithever)

green-eyed-humanity:

underbaeksthunderthighs:

ratsputin:

welcome to my sick twisted mind

It’s like 2005 threw up all over my dash

Reblogging because of this ^^^

I definitely had one of these on some form of social media in 2005. But which one? That’s one secret I’ll never tell.

(via pukingjesus)

heinekenrana:

darkpathos:

"You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain." 

FRICK

Terrifying…ly hilarious

(via bestnatesmithever)

theclearlydope:

It checks out. 

theclearlydope:

It checks out. 

(Source: distinguishedbaloney)

REALEST zodiac sign stuff

  • Aries: self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
  • Taurus: nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
  • Gemini: smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
  • Cancer: dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
  • Leo: most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
  • Virgo: steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
  • Libra: double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
  • Scorpio: paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
  • Sagittarius: funny but rude, one night stands big winner
  • Capricorn: cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
  • Aquarius: weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
  • Pisces: sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites