The whole not eating anything with sugar, gluten, dairy, most meat, rice, or potatoes, all while limiting my caffeine is really getting to me.
At first my body was all like, “Aw, baby girl, you’re finally taking care of us.”
But now it’s like, “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO ME?!?!?! I TRUSTED YOU!!!111!”
— Sally Coulter (via tomhiddlston)
A version of “What Not To Wear” but the hosts are nudists and they just come to your house, burn all your clothes, and leave.